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Nfts
not feeling the same

When you waiting on that one person to text first but they're nfts
By Diann
NFT
Non-fungible token

Worthless, glorified PNGs that only serve to consume a fuck-ton of electricity and to trick dipshit Crypto-nerds into buying them thinking they have value, only for the prize to completely drop in a couple of years like every crypto-scam

"Hey, look at my NFTs, they costed quite a lot"

"Just click save on the images, dumbass"
By Nora
NFT
a fucking .jpg image of anything that is on open seas of cryptocoin and you can just screen shot it

Nob: yo, wanna buy my nft?

Bob: nah, I can just screenshot it

Nob: picece of shit1!!1!1
By Dian
NFT
Literal definition: Non fungible token.

Actual definition that you came here for: A glorified JPEG image that shouldn’t have any worth, but for some reason sells for millions. Recently the bored ape yacht club nft collection have been very popular. NFTs are horrible as they are brainwashing our generation of celebrities as they buy them to flex their money most of the time.

NFT owners get butthurt when you screenshot their NFT and pretend to have it as a joke.

Normal guy: lol I just screenshot yes your nft now I own it

NFT owner: OMG you are unbelievable. Blockchain prevents the fact that anyone can steal it and it clearly says that I own it!! My lawyer will hear from this very soon and you will kiss your life goodbye as you will be on the street. Get ready for your life to be ruined!
By Cordey
NFT
A big scam

News: DC’s new Superman figure launch’s as a NFT for 50,000
A normal person: this seems like a scam
By Janey
NFTs
A cryptocurrency for people who think they're rich but aren't

Man fuck NFTs all my homies hate NFTs
By Virginie
NFT
NFT stands for...

Never
Felt
The touch of touch of a woman

"Dude, I just bought my first NFT! I'm so excited, this is awesome!"

"You're a fucking virgin loser if you buy an NFT."
By Susan
NFT
Something Spamtom G. Spamton from Deltarune would probably try to sell you for 1997 kromer.

Just sayin': If Spamtom wants to sell it, it's probably a whole load of hyperlink blocked garbage. Wait, you're still gonna buy NFTs?! WHAT THE fifty percent of ARE YOU DOING????!!!!!

Spamtom: WHY BE THE Little Sponge WHO HATES ITS $4.99 LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A BIG SHOT!!!. LOOKING FOR Irresistible Deals THAT WILL Blow Your Mind!?. HURRY UP AND BUY NFTs. THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!! ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1997 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY Terrifying PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS Dead!!! DEALS SO GOOD I'LL $!$$ MYSELF! TRANSMIT 1997 KROMER?

Kris: ...

Spamtom: DELICIOUS KROMER!! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT Guts KID!! THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!! DON'T FORGET TO Like and Subscribe FOR MORE Hyperlink Blocked! HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

Kris: ..................................................................................................................................
By Torrie
NFT
"No F*in' Thanks"
A parody acronym of the Non-Fungible Token (NFT) (because it's worthless and you'd have to be insane to buy one)

Did you hear that people are selling Non-Fungible Tokens (NFT's) now. It's lunacy! You'd have to be nuts to buy one. NFT should stand for "No Frickin' Thanks"!
By Bettine
NFT
A bougie screenshot

“I just bought this limited edition bored ape NFT for only $500k.”

“Dumbass. You just spent $500k on a bougie screenshot.”
By Darelle