Define No Offense, But Meaning

No Offense, But
usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.

Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive
By Candra
No Offense
A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
By Caitrin
Offense
When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
By Crystal
No Offense
Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
By Kalie
Offensive
A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.

Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!
By Juditha
No Offense
The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
By Jyoti
Offensivitis

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.
By Tiffani
No Offense
A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.

It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.

Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*

With)

Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .
By Ede
That's Offensive
A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.

"Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive."
By Windy
No Offense
a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

By Kayle