HomePrivacyAbout ☰

Define Number Five Meaning

Number Five
when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine
By Odella
Number Five
when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.

dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.
By Norean
Number Five
state of being once taken over by an
uninhibited part that bounces through the crowd leaving
others blazing in the jets either, jumping, partying, and
in general having one hell of a good time w/o really
seeming to need anyone else around to partake
in the festivities

I had one hell of time last night, especially
once Tina reached number five status and
went no holds barred with the ball players
from England who sang in unison "Ole, ole, ole
Gang Bang" once she ventured up to the table.
By Edna
Number Five
the cutest time travelling, spatial jumping, 13/58 year old hitman there is. savage, funny, adorable. also dates mannequins.

person 1: number five from umbrella academy? didnt he yeet an eyeball at a walll?
person 2: yes he did beech.
By Mina
Number Five
One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.

"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"
By Allison
Number Five
Number five is one of the hottest guys in the world. I don't care if he is a fictional character he is so hot. If you want to be a simp like me go watch Umbrella Academy and you will see why I am writing this. Also, he's my huzband and you can't take him or I will smack you. Have fun binge watching!

Me: Omg number five is so hot
My Friend: He's 58
Me: Do I care? No :)
By Madelyn
Number Five
One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Five" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include becoming a Fuckowie, becoming highly fun-loving of anything & everything and, lastly, becoming highly sexually charged (of which nothing may result because of being TDTF).

1. Check Linda out, Number Five has definitely jumped into her.
By Whitney
Number Five
When a woman's inner labia protrudes further out than her outer labia and/or vulva, resembling a number five on the Arby's menu.

Damn, did you see that stripper's snatch? I wonder if she's serving fries with that number five.
By Minnie
NUMBER FIVE
To dissociate yourself from someone on a social network. This can be achieved by unfriending someone on Facebook, unfollowing someone on Twitter, or deleting your account so that the individual no longer appears on your Friend or Follow list.

My ex-girlfriend was being mad annoying by constantly messaging me so I NUMBER FIVEd her.
By Annamaria
I'll Have Two Number Nines, A Number Nine Large, A Number Six With Extra Dip, A Number Seven, Two Number Forty-fives, One With Cheese, And A Large Soda
Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
By Allyson