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Define Off Yourself Meaning

Off Yourself
to jerk yourself

You seem stressed, maybe you should off yourself
By Maureen
Off Yourself
Meaning “shutup” stop talking.

your talking too much off yourself please
By Lotte
Off Yourself
Killing yourself, committing suicide

"dude you are so lame, you need to off yourself"

"yea you butchered that you should just off yourself now"
By Romola
Off Yourself
off yourself a way of telling someone you dont agree with their opinion in a semi respectful way

person 1 : hey do you like pineapple on pizza
person 2 : no thats weird off yourself
By Winny
Jerking Yourself Off
The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.

Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.
By Hedda
Jacking Yourself Off
a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.


Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.

By Jenine
YEET Yourself Off A Bridge
When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way

You ever wanna YEET yourself off a bridge??
By Brittan
SYNONYMS: Chokin' The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey, Flogging The Dolphin, Beating Off, Jackin' Off, Buffing The Banana, Wanking Off, Playing With Yourself, Tootin' Your Horn, Fighting The Purple Helmet Warrior, Rubbing The One-eyed Snake, Commiting Spermi
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
By Tally
Let Yourself Off
To nut; an action you can do late at night to calm yourself down to sleep! let yourself off

I tell my friends when they can’t sleep to let themselves off by saying, “just let yourself off and you’ll fall fast asleep”
By Rois