Friend 1: "i cant wait for this weekend! I'm gonna get drunk & reckless and urinate on a cat!!"
Friend 2: "OFFY!" or "Oh For F%@! Yeah!"
By Hestia
Offie
A fuk nigga
Someone that does consistent cringy actions.
Someone that is lame and doesn't know that they're lame and continue to to think that they're better than everybody.
Someone does in a mental state mixed of delusion, narcissistic, corny and fraud behavior.
Kevin Miller is a offie because he thinks he's better than everybody but in reality he is a bum
Lloyd Brown is a offie he because he think he's tough but in reality he's pussy
By Mel
Offie
Noun: Short form of 'off licence'.
A British pub has an 'on' licence (licenced to sell intoxicating liquor for consumption ON the premises). They used to also have a little hatch where you could buy drink to take away and this had an 'off' licence. All such purchases had to be consumed off the premises.
Nowadays Britons buy their take-out booze in a shop which is unconnected to any pub. These shops have to apply for the same 'off licences' from local magistrates and have retained the name.
Look at the time! It's wifebeater o'clock. Should I go and drink sociably and responsibly with mature friends in the pub and then return home in a quiet, orderly fashion without vandalising or vomiting; or shall I go down the offie and buy some dangerous-looking lager, go home and get wankered - all sorry and lonesome; vandalise my own home and vomit in every room?
By Clo
Offy
A retailoutlet that enables the purchase of alcoholic beverages outside of public houses.
someone who is in desperate need of popularity, goes against the grain, an outcast, sits alone at lunch, is real awkward, and has many things wrong with their appearance
greg d at luch: hey guys, is this seat taken?
my friends and me:uhh..........beat it offie
Renowned purpose-built internal-combustion racingengine nicknamed after one of its three designers, Fred C. Offenhauser.
Harry A. Miller and Leo W. Goossen completed the trio that conceived the engine. Offy-powered race cars dominated Indy, Champ, Sprint and Midget oval-track racing in the United States from 1930 through 1980.