Define Opti Meaning

short for optispark distributor, used in GM's LT1 engine

The most horrible and perverse sexual act imaginable. Let us just say it involves scat, teabagging, listerine and certain things going into person's mouth and eye ball.

A smaller bathtub sized sailboat that holds up to 110 pounds. Goes into water and almost immediately tips over. Sailed by the coolest of cool kids ages 8-12 or as they demand “preteens”. The optimist sailboat does not only flip over easily, but the kid sailing it tends to flip over other kids optimist (with the kid in it) or more preferably fill it with water from ones bailer. Opti kids are often paired with the Laser Sailboats or even a 420 (it’s a boat not pot) during “for fun races”. The optimist consists of normally three airbags for all the capsizing and a large population of “pincher bugs”.

shorthand for opteron CPUs produced by AMD.

The best person to ever exist, everyone who meets her falls in love with her. You'll never meet a girl as good as her and the second you meet her you'll know it.

An ausome word. used for anything you can think of. If you are in a awkward conversation and you dont know what to say you just say "umm....OPTIED!!! WOOO!!!!" a word made up by me. use it whenever to whoever you want cause no one will have a clue what it means!! best word in the fricken world. its hella asuome!!! wooo

Refers to kids sailing Opti's.

Also means immaturity.

a y=2x+1 bootie! It goes towards the center of her body. It is either so flat that it makes her neck, back, and knees connect or it is never seen by the eye when she has leggins on.

The crusty booger like substance found in your eyes when you wake up.

Opti-goop is the moist goop that collect in the corners of the eyes