This is a Dirty Sanchez, but can only be performed when the receiver eats a
sizable quantity of Escolar. Escolar, commonly referred to as the "
Olestra of the Sea", contains an indigestible oil, which, once passed through a digestive system, comes out as oily,
orange diarrhea.
The result is an orange-colored moustache, as opposed to the usual brown.
I took this bitch out for some Escolar
sushi last night, and later on, I gave her
an orange slice!
