noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.
The state of being blazed and plastered. One who is pastured is very likely to wake up somewhere in the pasture and have no memory of the night before.
Did you see Nick last night? He was so Pastured, 3 people had to help carry him out of the movie theater.
"Would you say they find me unstable Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."
On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.
This happens when you are wearing tight jeans while riding through a pasture (or off-road) in a truck. Next thing you know, you got a full on chubby because your jeans are rubbing on your penis. This is caused by the truck rocking back and forth due to the rough terrain.
"Damnit, these jeans are too tight, now I have a pasture chubby."
her: "Babe, why is your penis hard?"
you: "It's not hard, I got a pasture chubby!"
By Winnah
Pasture Party
In rural parts of the country, a party in a pasture where underage kids go to drink alcohol - usually high school rednecks.
Me: Hey - there's a pasture party out by Indian Creek on Saturday night, wanna go?
You: Oh hell naw, those rednecks just wanna get drunk and fight over fat, ugly cows.
