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Patton
Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes

Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
By Jennie
Patton
Patton is a nice boy with a big heart, and lots of love for all of his friends. He's a goofball, who likes to joke around, and make cute puns. Patton usually loves cats, and dogs. He constantly tries to cheer people up. His smile will light up and entire room. He is very honest, and if you're lucky enough to have Patton as a friend, you will be greeted with ever-lasting kindness!

Person 1- Hey, did you see Patton today?
Person 2- Yeah. He's giving out hugs!
By Ebony
Patton
The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen

If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.

Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!
By Teresita
Patton
A fairly common last name with Scotch-Irish origins literally meaning "the superior family." People with this last name were revered endlessly and praised as "the smartest, most attractive, and most popular" in any group.

"Have you met that kid John? He's so cool you would think he was a Patton."
"He is!"
By Mil
Pattoning
The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.

Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."

Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
By Gabriell
Patton
The general who slapped the ptsd out of a soldier and wanted to slap Rommel till he is dead

Soldier: i dont wanna die
General: a Patton shall do this
By Joycelin
Patton Sanders
Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"
By Noami
Mike Patton
A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.

Mike Patton is the best thing since sliced bread.
By Bridget
Mike Patton
A musical genius who can master his voice to any style from hip-hop to metal. Also a member of many influental bands, including Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, and Fantomas.

Mike Patton is a great vocalist.
By Vittoria
Mike Patton
The god of modern music

By Marcy