1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon,
dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener
the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a
weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have
amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just
groped.