Define Peener Meaning

Peener
1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
By Lorie
Peener
The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!
By Rochell
Peener
Penis/wiener: peener

Your peener is so erect.
By Miranda
Peener

kiss my large peener
By Muire
Peener

That guy is a peener or that guy has a peener.
By Dianemarie
Peener
an extremely annoying small person, usually a male with brown hair

hey that serve was out!
ugh. he's such a peener
By Tedda
Peener
A reeaallyy long dick, or a very small dick. Word is often used for no fucking reason.

Woahh, Koben has such a small peener! No wonder his gf didn't give him the gud succ!
By Guinna
Peener

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"
By Gwennie
Peener
Penis + Weiner = Peener

It's just more fun

Peener Peener Mansee has a weiner.
Sarah has a peener
That boy is a peener.
By Murial
Peener
To have an erection caused by a build up of urine.

Zak are you getting a boner for Becca?!?

No, It's a peener I swear.
By Thelma