Bill: "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. BTW, is this noose too tight?"
By Oralie
Pendantic
Word used to describe a referee at a football match when a knobingly unsettling decision is made on a matter of triviality.
Having already dumped a load into his cockholster, he didn't have enough in reserve to serve up a pearl necklace, so he gave her an anal pendant instead.
By Collie
Tendie-pendants
Individuals, usually older able-bodied teenagers or young adults, who live at home with their parents or family in a household without contributing financially or socio-economically in any form. Synonymous with terms such as "neckbeard" or "manchildren," tendie-pedendants rely solely on their family members for room-and-board, food, and decisions for their well-being. Most often they live at their Mother’s home and constantly demand their favorite food, “tendies,” (chicken tenders) in exchange for “good boy points" used in turn as disposable income.
Our Counterstrike: Global Offensive Team might be short two players tonight, Michael and Nicholas are Tendie-pendants who do not have enough good boy points to play tonight.
By Glad
Anal Pendant
buttsex resulting in not enough ejaculate for a pearl necklace, but sufficient for a pooling of spaff between the clavicles
he was too close to running on empty to give her the pearl necklace she requested, but still ensured that he left his cornholee with an anal pendant as a consolation prize
By Danette
Pendant Susters
Two people that have pendant shaped necklaces that are similar but not alike.
Ex: I have an amethyst pendant necklace, my friend has a Quartz pendant necklace, this makes us pendant susters.
A: AHH OMGGG??? DO YOU HAVE WHAT I THINK YOU DO??
B: OMGGG NO WAY ARE WE....MATCHING??
A: YESSSS
A&B: WE ARE PENDANT SUSTERS!!
By Kassandra
Tangled Pendants
When necklaces worn by a couple in coitus become intertwined, it reflects determination of the Fates that the couple remain entwined forever.
I knew when I saw the tangled pendants that we were meant to be together.
