Someone who has just been
burned but is so slow, he doesn't realize that he's been burned
untill at least 8 or 9 seconds after the
burn.
Person 1: Man, there's this kickass party tonight, and only
the popular kids are invited.
Person 2: Well, I guess that rules you out then.
Person 1: I guess you're right...Hey,
wait a minute!
Person 2:
Congrats! You've been completely and totally Permafrosted!