Define Phoner Meaning

Phoner
When a "techy" gets a hard on by viewing of a new cellular device coming into ones marketplace.

"Whoa did you see that new Sony Ericsson? That thing gives me a phoner just thinking about it!!"
By Ara
Phoner
A bulge in the front of one's pants from the combination of either too large of a phone/too tight of trousers; not necessarily representing an erection, but embarrasing none the less.

I but my Zach Morris phone in my cut-offs and now I have a phoner.
By Anstice
Phoner
When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.

Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.

Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.

or....

"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"
By Daryl
Phoner
when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket

Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.
By Hannis
Phoner
An erection that occurs while talking on the phone to a girlfriend or some other real or imagined sexual partner.

Tiger just finished a call with his girlfriend. He was afraid to get out of the car for fear that his wife would notice his phoner.

I could tell by Kobe's phoner that his phone conversation was getting pretty hot.
By Jeniece
Phoner
1. The bulge in ones pocket caused by a cell phone

2. when you get a hard on through talking to someone on the phone

"I was talking to Karen on the phone last night, it got pretty hot and I got a phoner."
By Lisha
Phoner
When your phone rings in your pocket and you get a boner

Amanda "is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Michael "Im happy to see you"

Cock blocking friend "nah hes just got a phoner"

Michael " :( "
By Charita
Phoner
When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Woah! Sorry, I got a phoner"
By Violette
Phoner
When you have your phone in your pocket and gives it the appearance of a boner.

Dude, at the dance last night she totally grinded my phoner.
By Kristel
Phoner
A chemically induced erection.

I thought he was for real, but then I saw the Viagra box in his trash can. I should have known it was a phoner.
By Abbe