When your phone lodges in your
breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the
crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a
common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.
Tod:
umm... hey, buddy, look south.
Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a
phoner.
or....
"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY
PHONER!"