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Define Pinch Off Meaning

Pinching Off
>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.

>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.


Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.

Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
By Tiffi
Pinch Off
When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole

Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit
By Kaylee
Pinching Off A Loaf
To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.

Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
By Wynny
Pinch Off A Loaf
Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
By Aggi
African Pinch Off
Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off

Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off
By Sherrie
Pinch It Off
To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.

Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"
By Benedikta
Pinch One Off
1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.

Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.
By Neila
Pinch One Off
v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd

After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.
By Valaree
Pinching One Off
1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

By Jocelin
Pinch 'un Off
a port-a-potty or toilet. used to "pinch one off"

"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"
By Sula