Define Pizza Pockets Meaning

Pizza Pockets
The choice food of nerds who can't get any. Often bought in bulk and eaten while watching Star Wars marathons on Grandma's couch.

Grandma, can you pass the pizza pockets?
By Felicdad
Pizza Pocket
When a man or woman works out really hard at the gym and doesn't take a shower or re-apply deodorant for a few hours. He/she marinates in this smell which eventually turns into a salty, soupy smell, exactly like a pizza pocket.

Damn, Chuck! Have you showered? You smell like a pizza pocket!
By Geralda
Pizza Pocket Pussy
Put Marinara sauce on your fingers with a bit of shredded cheese, and finger your girl. Then, once you've spread it around, eat her out and enjoy your Pizza Pocket pussy :)

Dude: Yo I had a tasty pizza pocket pussy the other night
Other Side: Yo that's sick bro
By Lori
Pizza Pocket Penis
when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis
By Shelia
Miller's Pizza Pocket
A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill

Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?
By Eirena
Pizza Pocket
a pizza pocket is when a guy presses his asshole against the opening of a girls vagina and shits into it.

“bro my boyfriend pizza pocketed me last night. my pussy smells like shit!”
By Fianna
Danish Pizza Pocket
When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.
By Annabel