Playing With Yourself

the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure

If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.

By Vonny

To masturbate

Do you like playing with yourself? 'cause I DO.

By Deana

Play Yourself

Play yourself for a fool. Actions or deeds which are in opposition to one's own self interests.

"Don't play yourself!" yelled Jamal as DeShawn went up for a slam dunk even though DeShawn is only 5'-4" and only has a 12" vertical.

By Chryste

Played Yourself

When you done fucked up

Guy1: I'll have cereal
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself

By Dulci

Play Yourself

reveal a weakness.

By Deeann

Played Yourself

To mess up terribly, made famous by DJ Khaled

Congratulations, you played yourself

By Kim

Played Yourself

To mess up badly... Also, the example (taken from an Among Us clip that I cannot link).

Impostor (when he finds out he got Impostor): Oh you guys are so dead!
Random Crewmate: Alright, we gettin' his ass out first.
Random Crewmate 3: Bro, you guys are so dumb... this is just a joke.
Impostor: I literally said this last game...
Random Crewmate 2: No he didn't.
Literally everyone: Get his ass out of here!
Me: Ya played yourself.

By Cleo

You Played Yourself

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

By Coleen

Play Multiplayer By Yourself

to masturbate or jack off

I have to go.

Why? To play multiplayer by yourself?

By Aura

Tap It More Than Twice, Your Playing With Yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

By Marga

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