Define Plonkers Meaning

Plonkers
A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.

Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.

"Man i think your girlfriends hot; I'll give you a game of plonkers for her"
By Kylen
Plonkers
Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!
By Helaina
Plonker
dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

By Sophie
Plonker
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
By Elisabet
Plonker

By Bonnee
Plonker

rodney u plonker!
By Modestine
Plonker
A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

By Wynny
Plonker

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.
By Liane
Plonker

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!
By Margit
Plonker
a poo that is so heavy that makes a massive splash with the toilet water that hits your arse and makes you feel wet.

aw man i just took a massive plonker!
By Bryana