Define Pooey Meaning

a word meaning, unfair, shit, fuck....a word that can be used instead of swearing and can be used infront of parents it also pisses my friend off

Pooey is a word used to describe something that sucks. It comes from the word pooh because it's smelly and gross.

To be full of poo and feeling like you really have to go #2.

The black oily resin found in the pipe (or stem) of a bong

another word for an ass

Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.

Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.

What you yell out usually because you need to shit badly or you need to go to the bathroom. Usually said in a low but loud way.

An occupation/trade that involves directly handling human faeces. Often with the use of pipes and pumps, a pooey's job is to clear a certain area of poo. Pooey apprenticeships last 4 years and have often been described by workers as the shittiest years of their career

Noun. Something that stinks.
Something that is a bummer.

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)