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Poot
A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.
By Angelita
Poot
Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".

Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
By Cami
Poot
1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.

"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"

"Did she just poot?"

"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"

"Poot!"
By Bianca
Poot
A a sudden passing of gas that is neither heard or smelled, but can be felt as a bubble in the back of one's jeans.

Sitting in class, Jeremy was glad that no one had noticed him poot, but was still uncomfortable with the gas left in his pants.
By Krista
Poot
to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.

a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.

I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.

sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.

I smell a little poot in this house.

You sir, are a poot.
By Sascha
Poot
The french way of calling a girl a betchh.

That is girll is soo mean she is such a poot.
By Adi
Poot
another name for a fart

becca just pooted.
By Ajay
Poot
1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned

1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot
By Filide
Poot
A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.

"You're such a poot!"
By Kym
Poot
Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.

He cuddled his pet poot.
By Izabel