Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a
church pew after a
healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have
nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a
little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost
shit myself with that
air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
