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Define Porch Monkey Meaning

Porch Monkey
another type of racial slur towards black people.

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
By Eddy
Porch Monkey
someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor
By Claudelle
Porch Monkey
a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?
By Georgiana
Porch Monkey
A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.


*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
By Margret
Porch Monkey
A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.

And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.
By Lucy
Porch Monkey
Some who is a lazy fuck

Damn porch monkey get off the fucking couch and take a walk.
By Colette
Porch Monkey
in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white

Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes
By Marena
Porch Monkey
a nigger that has escaped from the trees and found a porch to sell crack off of

cop 1: we need a big bust
cop 2: look over there a bunch of porch monkeys lets get them
By Aime
Porch Monkey
Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.

Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.
By Issy
Porch Monkey
1. A nigger.

2. Any person who refers to his/her favorite FLAVOR of
Kool-Aid as BLUE. You know, niggers.

3. We're taking it back.


1. A porch monkey's only exercise is on the 1st and 15th of every month.

2. Tyrone, what flavor Kool-Aid does you want: cherry, grape, or blue?

3. That porch monkey, Lenny Kravitz, is so versatile that he can stick you with a nigger-knife as well as give you the sheeny curse!
By Kirstin