Define Primitive Meaning

Primitive
The alternative for savage. Because savage is is deader than the savages themselves.

John: Boy yo mama stank
Jimmy: BRO why you hating on my mama
John: I aint hating she just stank
Fred: BROOOOOOO THAT WAS STRAIGHT PRIMITIVE
By Ede
Primitive
An Informal insult which is not meant to be offensive and just to make a point that someone is thinking stupidly.

Guy - *Trys to open jar, then gives up*
Guy#2 - *Opens jar with one hand*
Guy - Thanks
Guy#2 - Primitive
By Alessandra
Primitive
A run-of-the-mill derogatory term.

You liked that movie? I thought it was kinda primitive.
By Carlene
Primitive

those filipinos are primitive
By Odetta
Primitive
Derogatory term for right-wingers, neocons and other radical Republican party elements.

By Devon
Primitivity
The word Primitive, but in a noun form.

As I wrote my essay about the primitivity of man, I realized that was a bullshit word.
By Karylin
Primitively Progressive
of or pertaining to a return to engaging in low tech activities, ones people had been doing for centuries, but then became obsolete and replaced by technological advances. They are practiced again because it is found to enhance one’s life and is considered a forefront movement. The activities is not done out of economic desperation. Examples are home births, home schooling, knitting/crocheting, making soap, growing one’s own food/ eating organic, and biking to work (not due to a drunk driving charge.)

Example: “I admire you guys for being so 'primitively progressive.' I feel like I could never grow enough food to put a dent in my grocery bill. “
By Doroteya
Go Primitive
Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.

Dude, I'm good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let's "go primitive" I'll call you tomorrow at 8.
By Mignonne
Primitive Pussy
The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...
By Ivory
Primitive Enema
An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind

Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.
By Hetti