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Define Pumpkin Patch Meaning

Pumpkin Patch
A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers
By Nettie
Pumpkin Patch
A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.

Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.
By Gabriell
Pumpkin Patch
Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.
By Averyl
Pumpkin Patch
Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
By Lenka
Pumpkin Patching
The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
By Linda
Pumpkin Patch
A red head's pubic area.

"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
By Katharine
Pumpkin Patch
An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
By Elane
Pumpkin Patch
A place plentiful in homosexuals. Meant as an endearing term.

The Castro is a total pumpkin patch.
By Margarete
Pumpkin Patching
The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.

I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.
By Sharon
Pumpkin Patch
A small group of short obese Mexican women walking around together in ghetto areas.

You see that fat Mexican lady and her two fat kids? Yea, I call that a pumpkin patch.
By Roxi