Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted and It was all the mustard i could relish are prime examples of punderful jokes to make even a monkey laugh
By Meridel
Pundering
That long awkward, anxious, silence that you experience while trying to think of a riposte to someone's verbal barb.
John's insult to Mary left her embarrassed because she KNEW she had a smartass reply but couldn't think of it right now. Mary'spundering left her temporarily speechless.