The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series
Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by
David C.
Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.
Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate
mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!
Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!
Cat: No, you said you were going to be the
Green Penis.
Bunny: Green Penis?
Eeeewwww!