Define Purple Penis Meaning

Purple Penis

"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"
By Dre
Purple Penis
after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis
By Carita
Purple Penis
When u fuck in the butt so hard that it causes ur penis to fall off.

I fucked Will in the butt so hard...it gave me a purple penis.
By Evelina
Purple Penis
The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.

Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!

Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!

Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.

Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!
By Barbra
Purple Penis
When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

By Karry
Purple Penis Eater
a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises

By Marnia
Purple Penis Eater
A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.

I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.
By Emlynn
The Purple Penis Mobile
Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!

Take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the Purple Penis Mobile will be revealed!
By Olive
Purple People Penis Eater

i fucked that bitch in the purple people penis eater!
By Kassi
Purple Penis
Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
By Bekki