Define Putin On Meaning

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

(1) Describing when a political opponent is removed through trickery or other immoral means;(2) Describing when a political opponent is removed through deadly means;(3) describing when a political opponent is removed by Vladimir Putin.

1.) An ex-KGB.

2.) The current "president" of Russia.

3.) The most powerful mob boss in the world.

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Pronounced: "Huylo" xʊj'lo

Sitting Russian Tsar.

Something vile that won't go away, like dog shit on your shoe, or the stench of a decaying body.

Synonym for bullshit.

Putin is any leftover biological material stuck to a sex toy; usually fecal matter. Putin is differentiated from Santorum in that Putin is on the device, or dildo, (usually a phallus like object made of plastic, latex, glass or wood) specifically.

a current president of russia. many russians like him, cause they can't understand his real policies! his kinda mean coward! also he says that russia is a great empire, but russia sucks nowadays and that's the true! also he is a racist, because during his governing the level of racism in russia is growing rapidly, but putin says he doesn't comsider it to be racism! he wants to rule till his death, despite of the fact it's his second and the last term of governing judging by the russian constitution, but please do not vote for him! even G.W. Bush is better!