R. Kellying - Thick Dictionary

R. Kellying

By Dionne

R Kelly

The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.

The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.

By Ginny

R. Kelly

VERB - to urinate

Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.

By Raychel

R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

By Riane

R Kelly

1. The act of having sex with a minor
2. Someone who has sex with a minor

1. "Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!"
2. "She was 12? He's such an R Kelly!"

By Liesa

R-Kelly

When a older person male is trying to get with someone female much much younger than they are.

My boy wana holla at u....how old is he??He's 22..Sorry but tell him to take his R-Kelly ass and go somwhere..i'm only 14.

By Druci

R Kelly It

hittin up a girl well below your age bracket

No one would go out with him so he had to R Kelly it.

By Amelina

R. Kelly

to pee on someone....

See I roll around sittin' on dubs, cat and the mouse high on shrubs.. coolin' in my escalade man i'm paid i got it made. take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face......I'm going to piss on it. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i dont even want none of the above i want to piss on you, yes i do, i piss on you i pee on, is that that ur body, ur body, is a portopotty, and i pee on it, like it knows karate(knows karate) imma pee on u, drip,drip,drip, pee on all on u, its on its on u.. u wont feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains.. i wanna poop on u too, i wanna piss in ur food, the only the thing that makes my life complete is when i turn ur face to a toilet seat.. i want to piss on u, yes i do, yes i do i pee on u,i piss on.. wont u brade my head wont u brade my head

By Minne

R Kelly

1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading

R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.

By Rena

R. Kelly

1.) A R&B singer who's personal life is pretty effed-up and is a wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to younger women/girls.
His hits include sexually-desperate songs such as "Feelin' On Yo' Booty", "My Body's Callin'", "Ignition" in the midst of so-called uplifting songs as "I Believe I Can Fly", and "You Saved Me", which is very contradictory.

2. A singer who is not a fine person to revere and worship, like MOST fans do;
he is a staunch PERVERT.

3. A singer who needs psychological help and/or the slammer.

"Why da hell did R. Kelly get acquitted, when this saga's been going on 2002?
"Money TALKS, and BS WALKS, son."

By Row

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