Define Raccoon Meaning

Raccoon
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

By Doralia
Raccoon

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
By Aleda
Raccoon
a trashy girl who wears too much make up.

girl 1: Amy is such a raccoon!
girl 2: I know! She belongs on a street corner, she's so trashy!
By Dalia
Raccoon
The act of punching a girl in both eyes during sex, thereby giving her two black eyes, and then knocking over her trash cans as you leave.

Damn! That girl's got two black eyes... She must have gotten a mean raccoon last night!
By Gusti
Raccoon
person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic

I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.
By Tova
Raccoon
A person of extreme annoyance whose sole purpose is to make one want to jump off of a bridge. Can be associated with the feelings one gets from having their garbage knocked over and strewn across the front lawn. Also, someone who will steal your food and scurry away then the lights come on.

Irina "Wow I'm starving. I think the rest of my pasta is still in.... o wtf!!"

John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"
By Rea
Raccoon
Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.

Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.
By Katy
Raccoon
When someone gives their spousal entity hickies around the nipples in the shape of a raccoon's mask.

My girlfriend woke up this morning with a raccoon on her chest.
By Thomasa
Raccoon
A state of being in which the subject is acting wild, greedy, hyper, or otherwise judgment-impaired.

Grant was eating Peeps and drinking yoohoo all afternoon, so all his knobs are set to raccoon.
By Merna
Raccoon
A girl who puts on too much makeup for events such as Prom or ball even though they look better naturally without any makeup on. Most of the makeup is concentrated around the eyes and on the eyelid which makes her look like a raccoon turning into a monster. While in the event, all that makeup especially around the eyes will smear and all the sweat will the makeup stream down her face.

Sam: Dude Pat, look at all that makeup that Angie and Jen have on, they look like raccoons!

Pat: Yeah, I know all that eye shadow and stuff makes their eyes look like the black parts around the raccoon's eye. I think Angie is wearing all that make up to embarrass their date.

Sam: I wonder how the pictures will turn out. I think Jen looks way better without any makeup on, I really don't understand why she wears so much. I mean their eyes aren't even that small.

Chao (From a Distance): OMG WHO THE HELL IS THAT! SHE LOOKS LIKE A RACCOON! Oh snap, it is Angie.. WOAH, I didn't think she would wear that much makeup, holy crap. That was totally unexpected, I think Angie looks way better without any makeup on and is super pretty without it. LOOK AT ALL THAT EYELINER AND EYE SHADOW... I don't think they make her eyes bigger at all.. I mean her eyes are already big enough.

Ed: Yep. My girl doesn't have that much on, what do you think guys?

Sam & Pat: Way better.
By Priscilla