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Raccoons
Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits

Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails

How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me
By Idelle
Raccooning
The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.

"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
By Carmina
The Raccoons
The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?
By Lonna
Raccooning
When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.

Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.
By Bessie
Raccoon
NATURE'S NINJA!

Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
By Reeta
Raccooning
The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.

Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"
By Molli
Raccoon
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!
By Charmaine
Raccoonism
The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.

Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.
By Julie
Raccooner
A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!

Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
:handshake: :raccSmile:
By Jobye
Raccoon
A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.

Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
By Florrie