These guys usually have two bungholes and are very creative but use all that creativity on pulling faces. They are naturally talented at Islander recreations like Manus, Surfing, Fighting, etc. Logan Reardon's have something ancient called a munted head. They love to fight and show no mercy. One time I was put in a harsh, hyoid breaking neck lock by a Logan Reardon, it was intense. They love slipping a little finger in are always down for anal. I would recommend getting yourself a Logan Reardon today.
The act of bitching about something that leads to bitching about something in the future that hasn’t even happened yet.
“Ugh there’s water leaking through the ceiling!”
“Yes, I know but there’s nothing I can do about it right now.”
“...You know it’s gonna smell like mildew right?”
“Oh shutup, you’re just reardoning.”
