A type of bet made for the exchange of oral sex the bet winner has the ability to use this red panda at any moment anytime and the loser must perform immediately. no questions asked. before agreeing to this bet all parties understand that the rules of this bet cannot be alterred.
During a heated argument about wildlife the 2 people were so sure of themselves, 100 percent sure, that they made a red panda bet. it is said after years its still owned by the winner and is waiting for the perfect moment.
Person 1: yo, you here about the redpandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut
By Pamela
Red Panda
The sleaziest and most intoxicated of all god's woodland creatures. He will drink himself into a frenzy, attempt to mate with other animals in their sleep, and spends the entire next morning throwing up and dry heaving.
"Upon waking, the first emotion the redpanda feels is shame." - Doug Attenborough
The red panda is a mammal species native to southwestern China, and the eastern Himalayas. It is listed as endangered. Notorious for being related to the raccoon, and giant panda.
"I went to go see the red pandas at the zoo today."
"In my opinion, red pandas are the best things in the world."
By Corabella
Red Panda
A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.
Sexy red panda is a term to describe a sexy man with black hair and a red beard, and vice versa.
They are considered by many to be one of the most exotic and attractive breeds of men.
Although many good looking men attended, Jared's full head of black hair and naturally red beard made him the only sexy red panda at the party.
By Nadya
Red Panda
Something that is not reaching the coolness level of its next readily available equivalent. Much as the Red Panda will never possibly be able to compete with the Giant Panda. For, as we all know, the Giant Panda is one of the world's most epic animals. Can also be used to describe anything lame.
