When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then
poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and
period blood. You lastly
eat her out.
1: so did you
get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1:
why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2:
JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.