decorative objects necessary for the razzle dazzle of unnecessary house-hold items. They can be applied using the now dead Billy Mays' Mighty Mend It with fucking green to white technology.
fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.
My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.
By Susanna
Rhinestone Cowboy
The "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a fairly dangerous sexual act. Just prior to anal sex (preferably a with a man), the 'cowboy' will attach rhinestones to his dick (with some sort of skin-safe adhesive). Some of the rhinestones may dislodge during coitus, this is perfectly normal and will give the recipient the moniker "Rhinestone Cowgirl".
A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
