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Define Rigamortis Meaning

Rigamortis
The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.

Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.
By Sara
Rigamortis
a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.
By Cayla
Rigamortis
A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.
By Bili
Rigamortis
What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis
By Esmaria
Rigamortis
(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.
By Haley
Rigamortis
When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.

After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.
By Darcey
Rigamortis
Short form for the Adult Swim animated show title Rick and Morty.

Let's binge watch some Rigamortis tonight!
By Bert
RIGAMORTIS
top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon

will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......
yes mate rigamortis
By Gerianna
The Rigamortis
Before giving a handjob, the giver dips their hand in ice water: simulating a dead hand.

Dave wasn't Into it at first but once I gave him the Rigamortis he was dtf.
By Maegan
Rigamortis Tongue
When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!
By Issie