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Define Rigor Mortis Meaning

Rigor Mortis
when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)

when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
By Jania
Rigor Mortis
Something that is very stiff and hard to move.

It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.
By Shir
Rigor Mortis
the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
By Theresa
Rigor Mortis
when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand
By Faustina
Rigor Mortis
What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit
By Bonita
Rigor Mortis
the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

By Maryjo
Rigor Mortis
adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!
By Billy
Rigor Mortis
The state of being after taking too much ecstacy

"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"

or

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."
By Larina
Rigor Mortis
Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.
By Emelia
Rigor Mortis
use this word to describe your penis when its erect.

my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.
By Elfrieda