When you get so drunk you can't stand straight or think clearly although you think you're perfectly capable of doing things like riding your bike home.
Yeah, I'd employ him but he's rip shit and bust so I can't leave him alone or he'll fuck everything up.
By Corry
Rip Shit Tear Ass
The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.
