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Define Ripened Meaning

Ripened
Being baked out of your mind.

Richardson: Is that your seventeenth bucket?

Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED!
By Rozalie
Ripen
take/lose virginity

Dude, I totally ripened that chick last night. She was so tight.
By Louise
Ripening The Rooster
The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.
By Evey
Trunk-ripened
What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.

Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.
By Quintina
Ripened Sailboat
When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.
By Gerianne
Ripening
Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.
By Billie
Ripen My Peach
Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach

I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach.
By Anatola