Define Rittenhouse Meaning

Rittenhouse
To go across state lines with an illegal weapon for the purpose of murdering innocent protesters and then claiming self-defense. Only works if you're white.

A black guy tried to rittenhouse and was killed the moment he started waving a gun around. Conservative media then unanimously cried, "He shouldn't have had an illegal weapon. Blue lives matter!"
By Emyle
Rittenhouse
The nicest and most expensive part of philadelphia.

You must be a baller if you live near rittenhouse.
By Dierdre
Rittenhouse
To be found innocent of self defense by a jury and have media slander you

By Marthena
Rittenhouse
To be a terrorist who goes across state lines and murders unarmed protesters.

Jimbob Sisterfucker tried to be a Rittenhouse when he left his trailor and drove to the next state to shoot protesters. Luckily a protester grabbed his gun and beat him with it before he could actually shoot someone.
By Gilli
Rittenhouse
When one fucks around then promptly finds out.

Rioter, "My arm, he shot my arm!"

Random guy, "Dude! You got Rittenhoused!"
By Florie
Rittenhouse

I just took a huge Rittenhouse!
By Naomi
Rittenhouse
Premeditated "self defense". Once you shoot/kill one person you will become an active shooter and anyone that tries to stop you is someone that you can defend yourself against.

Draco Malfoy was going to rittenhouse that hippogryph but it broke his wand hand.

Rittenhouse is the ultimate mass shooter cheat code since "it's coming right for us!".
By Andee
Rittenhouser
The act of taking a frozen piece of feces, shoving it in a girl's vagina, and sewing it shut. You leave it there for two days or until she goes to the hospital.

Girl 1: Hey you look like your in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Joe gave me a Rittenhouser yesterday.
By Fanny
Rittenhouse
A superficial display of anguish that comes from a medieval belief that crocodiles shed tears of sadness when killing their prey.

The defendant pulled a Rittenhouse when he was on the stand.
By Dode
Kyle Rittenhouse
A man who is famous across the United States for not murdering anyone.

Kyle Rittenhouse acquitted of all charges in Kenosha shootings
By Annora