Define Ron Ron Meaning

Massaging your own prostrate while in a tanning bed

When you are nearing completion while getting a blow-job and you pull out and empty your ejaculate (like a glazed donut) all over her dome-piece. You then immediatly throw a fist full of glitter in her face. Thus creating a glazed sprinkled donut for your visual entertainment.

Verb: To have a good time (you know what I mean)

The not-so-secret Jersey Shore recipe is "watermelon, cherries, cranberry juice and copious amounts of vodka blended with ice," with bonus points for preparing it shirtless.

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The alluring dance of a female for a male, that involves both the jingle of naked breasts and singing the popular classic "Do Do Ron Ron"

From the popular catch phrase derived from the Mc Donald advertisement campaign, this phrase has taken a more literal and street semantic.
Ron Ron refers to a new age drug which provides a high probability for females to discharge during ejaculation and lowers the probability for preganancy.
Also commonly used as a party drug, replacing the once popular Roofy as Ron Ron is harder to detect and no laws are yet enacted upon it.
Side effects of this: Freak preganancies of distorted embryos afflicted by Nebula Syndrome. Difficult pregnancies where the newborn is often stuck and may die of suffocation. A temporary change in facial features and muscular spasms that may be permanent depending on amount of intake.

There is debate whether Ron is the actual son of Jesus Christ, the savior of the roman catholic religion, hence the variations in his name.

Ron exhibits, but is not limited to, the following habits:
Excessive blinking
Excessive Eating
Unintelligent remarks/responses
An urge to act without thought
Making poor life decisions
Remarkably poor/life-threatening driving
Predisposition to insobriety

V. Implies sex/ sexual intercourse between a male and female.