Define Rondo Meaning

coined by natalie dee as a fabulous alternative to "retarded." From her blog: "I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely."

This slang term was coined by the internet cartoonist and humorist, Natalie Dee.

From Natalie Dee's blog:
"I am going to be replacing 'retarded' with 'rondo' from now on. I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely." www.nataliedee.com/journal 8-10-07

To finish a drink quickly, particularly when one has been nursing it for some time. The verb form of a soft drink from the late '70s/early '80s, whose gimmick was light carbonation allowing for quick consumption. (YouTube: "Rondo commercial")

When a woman is giving oral sex to a man and the man forcefully stuffs his swollen member down her throat, causing her to gag and vomit. He then removes his swollen member from her mouth, still dripping with vomit, and pokes her in the eye with it.

a complete fucking dumb dog

Decorative notes of short duration added to compositions to emphasize certain notes and to add flavor to the composition, in a pattern similar to a reversed turn. May be performed on almost any instrument, including the voice....most notably, coloturas with infatuations for RockStar WordNerds.

To steal something so skillfully, esp. when the person robbed doesn't even realize it's gone or can't do anything about it.

Popularized by the "You got Rondoed" ad campaign by Reebok for Celtics' guard Rajon Rondo.

(verb) to gouge or poke; a bitch move often done by UK's point guard who happens to look like an African ET

A group of guys that fuck shit up so hard you don’t even know when the party will end. Can win any beer pong game no matter the odds. Can find any reason to party and get so drunk and high they cant remember there names. A group who sticks by your side no matter what you are going through and will fight for you. They can be serious one second and then go right back to partying the next. And if your friends with a RONDO boy you are part of the RONDO republic so go and party so hard you wake up in Dubai.

Rondo is a 9mm