Define Rusty Pipe Meaning

Rusty Pipes
Refering to the nose of a coccaine addict. Meaning that they have snorted so much coccaine that their nasal canals *pipes* have become bloody soar tissue.

Person 1- *takes a bump* *takes another bump* *does 5 lines* * takes another bump*

Person 2- Watch out man your gunna get rusty pipes!
By Koressa
Rusty Pipe
The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.

She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.
By Hanny
Rusty Pipes
Bloody nose from doing too much cocaine. Usually occurs after an all-nighter.

"Oh dude, rusty pipes!" used as an interjection or exclamation when someone throws their head back & runs to the bathroom with a bloody nose.
By Giuditta
Rusty Pipe
A term for a red haired person.

see that bloke over there talking to the rusty pipe to get her number, he wants to get into the ginger minge.
By Jenny
Rusty Pipes
Referring to a man/woman who has had so much anal sex that they're 'pipes' (asshole) has become bloody.

When a girl with bright red hair gives you head and throws her hair forward over your shaft giving it a nice red hue.

When you punch a girl in the mouth and then she gives you head.
a frigid woman who does not put out and therefore has allowed her 'pipes' to become corroded.

"Louis, did you just take a bloody shit? I think Ian may have rusted your pipes"

Ian: Did you do anything with Caitlin the other night?
Louis: Yea man she gave me a rusty pipe, she was amazing!

Louis: I heard Chris Brown likes rusty pipes
Caitlin: oh, that's why he beat Rihanna!

Helen Keller couldn't speak, hear, see, and apparently get laid, cause that bitch had some rusty ass pipes.
By Ami
Rusty Pipe Wrench
When after putting it in a girls butt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.

"Yeah bruh, last night I got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench"
By Mariette
Rusty Gas Pipe
When you're having sex with a girl and she starts her period so you put your penis in her anus instead.

She was on her period so I gave her the rusty gas pipe.
By Goldy
Rusty Exhaust Pipe
To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.

possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)

"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."

"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"
By Francene
Rusty Drain Pipe
The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.
By Cori
Rusty Drain Pipe
A dirty, unwiped anus.

Oh my gosh, she bent over and I saw she had a rusty drain pipe.
By April