Define Saddlebag Meaning

Saddlebags
Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.

The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"
By Gay
Saddlebagging
When a guy puts on a pair of girls' panties and one ball drops down on each side.....thus creating...saddlebags...

Man...have you talked to Justin...he hasn't been OK since the breakup...I walked in on him wearing his ex girlfriend's panties saddlebagging it in front of the mirror crying listening to Beyoncé....
By Bobbie
Saddlebagging
Pornographic film genre involving busty nude women riding mechanical bulls. Saggy labias and breasts are usually preferred by the genre's devotees.

'Saddlebagging 3: The Battle of Bull Run' was a great erotic film!
By Ashlan
Saddlebags

That chick had pissflaps like saddlebags.
By Alica
Saddlebag
When you have a woman in the scissor position, drape your balls over her taint (like a saddle) and let each one of your nuts rest on each of her holes, causing suction on your balls

1. Get over here so I can saddlebag you underneath the coffee table you little whore

By Hyacinthe
Saddlebags
sad·dle·bag(s) (sdl-bg) n.
1. To drape your scrotum over a person's face in such a manner so that one testicle would lay on one side of the nose, and the other testicle lays on the opposite side.


That chick I took home with me last night?
Shit Dude, I don't know, I was ripped.... All I remember was giving her saddlebags, making motorcycle noises, then I think I blasted one in her face.
Hey, why is my eye black?
By Christan
Saddlebags

My friend Fat Rob has saddlebags.
By Nisse
Saddlebagging
Excessive tanning. To the point where one no longer resembles a human being, but a saddlebag with eyes.

"Whoa! That sundried shade must've taken some serious saddlebagging to achieve!"
By Josephina
Saddlebags
One who has saggy breasts

Claire has saddlebags.
By Kaye
Saddlebags
A species of girl whose presents temporarily turns a man gay. This is usually noticeable due to a large sigh emitted from the male. If ever under the presents of a "saddlebags" run fast in the opposite direction and hope for a good win!

Also known as saddles

Hey did you see that girl walk by?
"sighs"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Damn that chick is a real saddlebags
By Suzanna