On the 7th day, God did not rest. Instead, he created Sanaa. Sanaa is the only female allowed to be a King. Sanaa is like an infinitely better Jennifer Lopez and a lover animals who dominates everyone. Spends most of her time staring down inferior people who are not as majestic as her, which is everyone, and hanging out with the likes of Santa Claus, Abraham Lincoln, and
Princess Jasmine from
Aladdin. Sanaa is the true Mrs. Universe as she is the ultimate source of beauty in the existence of everything. She is the heaven, and the earth; the current and afterlife. She is the only true
delegate and champion of justice, truth, and badassery.
Person 1: Did you see that girl just
beat Usain Bolt in a
race?
Person 2: Wow, she must be a Sanaa!