Stupid, ugly ass shoes that people should STOP WEARING. Seriously, NO ONE wants to see your nasty feet! And if you are a guy that wears them you are, simply put, a fag.
Sandals are for dumbasses who think people want to see their stained, corn-ridden, yellow-toenailed feet.
A fan gave me the finger at the game last night, I didn't want to waste my beer, so i tried to sandalize her. She was removed before i could get my sandal off, however
By Laurianne
Sandals
A form of shoe that only looks good on women and effeminate men who can crossdress convincingly. On men, it's not attractive at all and should be forbidden.
A lethal weapon moms use to discipline their children or to just have fun wearing. Sandals are very comfortable but when on hand, can be as sharp as a cucumber's edge.
