When naming people in a ménage à trois, you have two alliteration options: D's or S's; the S options being smartass, shithead, and sassafrass. The sassafrass is the dramatic, sassy one who likes to bitch about everything. The only language this person speaks is sarcasm. They love to make everything the biggest deal possible and often scream for no reason. This person is the living embodiment of the drama queen in a movie. If you think this person is you, it probably is.
So your doing a chick really hard and you begin to perspire. After you blow your load you pull out your sweaty dick and slap her in her dumb face while yelling SASSAFRASS!!!!! then run home and watch Baseball Tonight.
