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Define Sausage Finger Meaning

Sausage Finger
an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN
By Karisa
Sausage Fingers
An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.

Tunde go and get another cloth. Your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.

Again.
By Harriett
Sausage Finger
When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.

“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”

“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
By Aurie
Sausage Fingers
^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
By Myrah
Sausage Fingers
When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.

"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!
By Chickie
Sausage Fingers
When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard

Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"
By Zarah
Sausage Fingers
Small, short, wide, obese fingers that resemble jimmy dean sausages. Makes it nearly impossible to use touch screen technology such as ipods, cellphones, etc.

Her sausage fingers grotesquely touch three letters at once on her touchscreen keyboard.
By Evanne
SAUSAGE FINGERS
LARGE STUBBY SAUSAGE LIKE FINGERS, SOMETIMES INCAPABLE OF PERFORMING NORMAL FINGER TYPE TASKS.

LOOK AT CHRIS BASHING AWAY ON HIS KEYBOARD, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SAUSAGE FINGERS
By Juline
Sausage Fingers
When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.

Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!
By Ayn
Sausage Fingers
A person who has abnormally large fingers.

Keiran: Are you holding five baguettes Levitt?
Pete: No, they're just my Sausage Fingers.
By Lani