Define Sautéed Meaning

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze

when you get so drunk that you don't remember what you did; blackout drunk

1. To toss quickly in hot fat.

2. A one night stand with someone that you have a lardon for.

To be insulted with such gracefulness and/or expertise that one begins to sweat immensely while others nearby cannot help but applaud.

The act of pouring boiling oil on your partner's asshole during sex, dialating the sphincter, thus making anal sex easier and more pleasurable.

When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

lick the clit or suck a dick

When attempting this, start by doing a general pink sock. To do this you fuck a girl in the ass, in the process donkey punch her in the head and then pull out really fast, causing part of her rectum to be pulled out, which will look like a pink sock. Next get some hedge clippers and cut it off. Take it over to a skillet and put it on your stove top with some onions and peppers. Fry it up for a few minutes and then prepare it on a plate. After it's finished take it back to the girl, and feed it to her.