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Schmang
dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear
By Marilee
Schmang
A covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.

I removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of SCHMANG under there.
By Malynda
Schmang
a general term for any kind of undesirable matter, usually something that can be smeared

After talking on my cell phone, I always have to wipe the face schmang off the screen.

Don't put your feet on the couch. I don't want schmang on the cushions.

Don't hug me. I've been working out and I feel all schmangy.
By Myranda
Schmang
A wild and unruly female dog, usually of the 'toy' group. Name derived from 'Siamang', a primate of similar behavioral characteristics.

That little schmang barks it's head off every time I walk by!!!
By Marisa
Schmang
A large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus

Holy crap look at that schmang
By Bria
Schmang
1. (v) An alternate term used to describe a girl you would bang.

2. Common twitter hashtag; #Schmang

3. Being drunk on low cost drinks

1. Hey Reid, would you schmang that girl?

Fuck yeah, I'd schmang the shit outta her.

2. Yo we chilling hard #Schmang

3. Ander was so schmanged last night we drew a dick on his face.
By Franciska
Schmanging
Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging
By Johannah
Schmang
Small vape usually with high amounts of nicotine.

"Yo Toby bro, pass the schmang"
"The fuck you just say?"
"Schmang"

"Can I have a hit of the schmang?"
By Kordula
Schmang Bang
I usually raunchy and drunken orgy involving anywhere between 3 or more people. A lot more fun than saying gang bang or orgy. Can be used as either a noun or a verb.

Let's get a bottle of Jack because I'm ready to schmang bang this weekend.
By Eustacia
Schmang Twang Bang
A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"
By Nancey