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Schwanz
German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.
By Victoria
Schwanz
a man's penis; also see root.

Dude! Are you gay? You just touched my shwanz!
By Crysta
Schwanz
German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.

"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."
By Odelinda
Schwanz
Tail

lobster tail
By Beverlie
Schwanz
German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'
By Roxana
Schwanz
The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.

Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz?
Friend_2: I haven't seen him around.
Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him
_or_
Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted
By Quentin
Schwanz
Someone unworthy of being called anything else.

That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.
By Karlotta
Schwanze
A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.
By Kala
Schwanz
German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?
By Lonna
Schwanz
Pennsylvania Dutch slang word for "penis." Verb form, schwanse, means "to cheat."

Sie hot mich am Schwanz lutsche gewelle.
She wanted to suck me on my Schwanz.
By Vanna