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Define Shampoo Meaning

Shampoo
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo

Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
By Dionne
Shampoo
A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.

I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
By Constantine
Shampoo
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
By Teri
Shampoo
The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”

Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.
By Leelah
Shampoo
when your completely legit about something sexual.

Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo
By Sashenka
Shampoo
Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"
By Myrah
Shampoo
shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.
By Lauree
Shampoo
code name for canabis
also conditioner - tabaco
rizla - paper hair nets

that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner
By Janie
Shampoo
a terd trained in the art of counterfiting

DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!
By Hedy
Shampoo
to do the dirty under the covers when nobody is watching

Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!
By Emiline